Imaginary Ventures

Imaginary Ventures is a venture firm for companies that violate physics, common sense, or both. The deck language is earnest. The portfolio is fake. The websites are real.

AdLuna sells laser ads on the moon, from $14M a night.

Nullframe claims weight is a negotiation: inertial mass down, gravity left alone.

Waveform VR promises a persistent AI world model, shipping 2029. There are more in stealth, each with the same deadpan seriousness.

The joke only works if you play it straight. AI makes that cheap: spin up a fund site, a portfolio company, a pitch form that incinerates the word “synergy.” I built it as an AI experiment, next to Wrong Version and thescrollhole. Different question than the domestic-life experiments. This one is about how little substance a story needs when the packaging is perfect.

Zero real products. Infinite potential ROI. Or so the homepage says.

See it: imaginaryventures.co